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    Default Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    KORTRIJK - The 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaeminck from Kortrijk has a complaint against a tattoo artists / body from Kortrijk."I had three asterisks asked, but the moron put there without my permission 56 on my face!"




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    Kimberley Vlaeminckfoto 2 van 3

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    So that's what Belgian Chavs look like then!

    Not sure I believe her story, how stupid to you have to be not to realise that those 3 tattoo's are taking a long time, and why does he appear to be doing half my face...
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    was she f*cking asleep?

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Bollocks. She didn't think to ask to stop?

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Hahaha,
    Moron!!!
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Stupid cunt. She didn't even realise that he was doing over half of her face? I repeat, stupid cunt.


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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Just to add the obligatory, "I'd still hit it"

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    photo removed. Photobucket are nobs
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    She obviously lied to her Parents, they are plainly stupid enough to believe her, Judge Judy would marmalise them!
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    what a PRICK, If that was my daughter, I lock her up untill she grew up.......more than likely STONED at the time

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Yup it was up on the suns website..apprently she fell asleep whilst this was being done. I bet she asked for those fucking tats..

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Ugly cow, shame the tattooist didn't tattoo her entire face so ya can't see it. Lucky for her that the tattooist didn't tattoo cum all over her face lol.
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    Fell asleep!? That's bollocks surely, I've only got one tat on my arm and that hurt like fuck and no way could I nod off whilst that was going on (Done it myself in my teens though lol).

    I thought tattoo artists used templates and she would have seen what's what from that?

    1 or 100 on the face, stupid plan from the start.
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Was I the only one expecting this to be a story about some bird taking alot of cock?

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Stupid cow, serves her right. Thought it would be good to have more, get it done then panic when daddy walks in! How the fuck do you not know you are tattooed across your nose, forehead, cheek and chin? Rohypnol?
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    bet she well look stunning when shes 50
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    2 things...

    1) Wonder, which three it was she actually wanted...
    2) Reckons she has any on her tits or arse?


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    She's gonna have to suck a lot of cock to afford the removal!
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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    Was I the only one expecting this to be a story about some bird taking alot of cock?
    lmao no

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    Default Re: Girl asks for three but gets over 50 instead!

    no chance could you get all that done and not notice, besides not many people sleep through a tattoo, aint got any myself but know enough people that do to know it bloody hurts especially on your face, no chance you could sleep through it

    basically she had them done, either didnt like the end result or realised her dad will rip her head off when she gets home and basically told him that the naughty tattoo guy did it without her permission.....bollox!

    at least the tattoo's pull your attention away from her face
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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