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    picture of windy miller slogan "Windy"
    and also a tee with "sometime i amaze myself"
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    'No, I will not fix your computer'

    http://www.play.com/Clothing/T-Shirt...r/Product.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZX7R View Post
    'No, I will not fix your computer'
    I want one of those, I will wear it at parties. If people ask what I do for work I now tell them somthing boreing. I have ended up in peoples houses on new years day fixing internet connections and reinstalling windows before now due to new years eve parties.

    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little John View Post
    I want one of those, I will wear it at parties. If people ask what I do for work I now tell them somthing boreing. I have ended up in peoples houses on new years day fixing internet connections and reinstalling windows before now due to new years eve parties.
    Here you go:

    No, I will not fix your computer Geek (Mens) T-shirt by Dead Fresh: Amazon.co.uk: Clothing
    What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little John View Post
    I want one of those, I will wear it at parties. If people ask what I do for work I now tell them somthing boreing. I have ended up in peoples houses on new years day fixing internet connections and reinstalling windows before now due to new years eve parties.
    Double time call out charge might stop um asking


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    I have one which says:

    The MAN /\
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    The LEGEND ¦
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    - Plan for Tomorrow - Live for today - Hail to the King Baby -

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    i have a few...
    one with arrows pointing to the sleaves saying there not sleaves there holsters!

    one with a arrow pointing down saying DAMAGED GOODS

    what i want next is one saying ' knee deep in CLUNGE!'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little John View Post
    I want one of those, I will wear it at parties. If people ask what I do for work I now tell them somthing boreing. I have ended up in peoples houses on new years day fixing internet connections and reinstalling windows before now due to new years eve parties.
    I remember a few years back I found myself getting stitched up fixing all my mates pcs. These days I don't for a few reasons.

    1) There was a time I came back from uni for xmas. Rebuilt all my home pc's and did four of my mates at the same time. Every computer had somehow got infected Those who still had faith in my abilites were eliminated by the following techniques.

    2) Tell them they can drop their pc round and I will fix in when I get spare time and will call them once it's done. Take 2-3 months doing it and let them have it back. (Last time this happened, I couldn't have done it much quicker unless I gave up df for a week so it was fairly true).

    3) Find out what they do for a living. Ask if you can use their professional skills foc for a day or two to improve your house.

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    Had a great t-shirt back in 1987 - picture of Wile-E Coyote with his hands round the roadrunners neck and shoving a big cock up roadrunners backside and the slogan "Beep Beep Now you Bastard!!!!!"

    Shame my Sgt. Major didn't see the funny side before making me bin it

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    I also had a few Viz t-shirts when I was younger. I had a Buster Gonad one with his wheelbarrow.

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    The geek in me likes the BSOD t shirts, but if I'd ever go out in one...

    Saw one that said "If found... please return to nearest pub."


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    That's not a bad idea at all - combining the concept of being way too drunk with a blue screen. Can't quite think how to link them on a t-shirt, but surely someone can come up with something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotgunjim View Post
    I have one which says:

    The MAN /\
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    Small world - was talking to a mate about that one at work today.
    I am a loud man with a very large hat. This means I am in charge

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    The geek in me likes the BSOD t shirts, but if I'd ever go out in one...

    Saw one that said "If found... please return to nearest pub."


    DJ OD
    I forgot, I got that one!
    What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?


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    Wht? FFS, people are too lazy to put the 'a' in what?

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    The most popular ones I bought said "Vegetarian? My cock is made of soy" and there was another one that said "There are two people fucking on the back of this shirt" and on the reverse there was a picture of Buddy Jesus saying "Just kidding - believe in Jesus"
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    my uncle has one

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    This is not a beer belly its a fuel tank for a sex machine


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    Really like this one i have

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    i take the out of psychotherapist


    Also had my Avatar on a T-shirt i got made in Magaluf

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    Picture of a pint of beer on front with"dip me in beer and throw me to the drunk chicks"below it!

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    "bukake ruined my carpet"

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