Wht you t-shirt say?

[Raptor]

I have a t-shirt, a line is print on it "Shame on you girls i m still a bachelor"
Wht your t-shirt say?

[C3Grimmy]

got from T shirt hell http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml as a gift

[BBK]

"I'm not fat, I'm pregnant"

"Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians"


They are the ones that seem to get most attention

[wtaylor]

I had on an FCUK t-shirt a while back -
Those would make great pillows

&

Liquer in the front, poker in the rear

[DJ OD]

"Sucks to be you :-(
Rocks to be me :-)"

"It's not going to suck itself"


DJ OD

[Roach-Rampino]

Don't have many t-shirts with writing on them apart from one with "Y.O.B." and Youth Of Britain underneath.

[muttleymacclad]

Couple of my Macc Lads t shirts back in the day had some great stuff on them.

One of them just had TWAT written on the back. Another had "You fat Bastard" on the back.

Then there were the pink t shirts with a outline of a big gut and man boobs. Another had "Gimmee, Gimmee Alcohol" in huge blue writing.

MML

[funkyg]

I had one from Bottom live a while ago. Pic of them both of them on the front, on the back it said "You dirty, dirty bastard"

[I Black Belt]

"Yes, I am staring at your birds tits"

[EvilBoB]

I have plenty.
"King of the fucking Universe" is a fave
"Will work for bandwidth"
"FCUK Games"
"Satan Inside" (In The Intel Inside vein)

and plenty more.

My wife has
"WoW Widow" and "XBox Widow" T-Shirts

[russbeer]

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

"I have the body of a god" then in small writing underneath "Buddha"


I have seen some good ones in the past, one said "your little princess is my little whore" and another saying "1000's of my potential children died on your daughters face last night"

Classy!

[spookythang]

"it's all fun and games 'til the cops show up!"
came from Walmart always good for cheap t's for us fat lads!

[tiggerbiker]

i have a few 'funny ones'

"yes i have tourettes - fuck off"

"BEER, breakfast of champions"

"SHUT UP YOU BORING BASTARD"

[Little John]

I don't have any comical tshirts, a couple of FCUK ones FCUK in NY, Sold my soul to Rock and roll.

The one that gets the most attention is an Oasis tshirt for glastonbury that has the lyrics for fucking in the bushes on it.

[koola2]

Saw a young lady with "Out of your League" on her T-Shirt yesterday which amused me.

[grrrd]

I have a Sercurity T-Shirt on the front, with 'Hand in all drugs to me' on the back. I was told to take it off or be chucked out of God's Kitchen.

Ahh back in the day

[EvilBoB]

I also have a T-Shirt from Copyleft that has the DeCSS C++ code on the back of it. I was once at Reading Festival wearing it and some spotty teenager stood behind me pointed out an error in the code. When I got home I checked it and he was right lol. I don't know who was the bigger geek : The kid for spotting it, or me for checking it!

[russbeer]

Saw a young lady with "Out of your League" on her T-Shirt yesterday which amused me.

was she fit then or just one of these slags who think they are?

[Spike2k1]

'No I've not got tourettes, your just a cunt'

'Viagra is for pussies'

'I like you, I'm gonna kill you last'

got loads of em

[Delboy_1976]

One of my favourites is one that on the front says...'On the back of this t-shirt there are two people fu(king'........ then on the back it says 'Only kidding, believe in Jesus!!'

Or any other t-shirt that says 'Two in the pink and one in the stink!!'