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    Default The missus is up the duff

    Had the first scan today and the midwife told us the due date is the 25th of December. Couldnt believe it.

    Roll on xmas

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    congrats m8.

    didnt think u had it in you
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    Awesome.

    Congratulations dude

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    Very strange considering your avatar....it must be a sign.


    Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B.I.G. View Post
    Very strange considering your avatar....it must be a sign.
    Thats what the missus said.

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    Congratulatios mate, is it your first?
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    good work soldier.

    congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiE View Post
    Roll on xmas
    Congratulations
    Roll on was probably April, Roll off several seconds later

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    Congratulatios mate, is it your first?
    I think so

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    Congrats to you and the Mrs You thought you were going to have a break over xmas, somehow I think you are going to be a tad busy
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiE View Post
    I think so
    LOL. Congrats buddy.

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    Lets hope all the hospitals aren't full, otherwise u might have to find a barn.

    Congrats m8.


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    Congrats m8

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    Nice one fella congratulations


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    Congratulations. Boy or girl?
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    Congrats
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    is it yours?... only messing kidney...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    is it yours?... only messing kidney...

    CONGRATULATIONS X X X


    Hmmm errr im saying nowt


    I am very happy for you matey CONGRATS matey

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    Congrats m8, Our first child was born on Xmas day. First one born too at 1:45am, Made the Bolton Evening News cover

    Our 3rd is due on the 19th, but knowing our luck it will be xmas dinner at the hossy again!

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    congrats mate, good luck to you and the missus and the baby
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