This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's . Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes .
The irony is, BBC received not one complaint .
The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds . Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read . . . . . . .
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters .
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion . Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying posspits, and shivelling shot .
At the end of the day, she wasknuckingfackered .The sugly isters were right bugly astards . One wascalled Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies .
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go .
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared .Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian . She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks . The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity .
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve . "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse overollocks,so dropping her slass glipper .
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters lethim in . . Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart ."Who'sfust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince ."Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge .
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk .
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers .This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on .He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly .
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married . The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
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