Stupid sayings

[Fear345]

Watching the tennis tonight the commentator said "the moon is high in the sky" your hear it a fair bit but what a fucking stupid saying.

[Simate]

The saying "It's the same difference" gets my back up. How can the difference be the same when the two things in question are totally fucking different!!!! lol

Incidentally, tennis is just a silly game anyway.

[4me2]

"I'm on a budget"

Every fucker is on a budget rich or poor.

What they actually mean is "I'm fucking skint".

[Eric]

As seen in quite a few posts on here.
"My Bad" ................ Bad fucking what ?

[flumperino]

"I'm on a diet."

Of course you are on a diet fool, everyone is on a diet. What you mean is, you are amending your diet.

[DJ OD]

"At the end of the day..."

What?! At night? Something fails to make sense in the day, but at night it's okay?!


"You look like you lost a pound and found a penny..."

What "look" is that exactly? The look of "I don't really give a shit either way"? The "I'm a pikey and go looking for coins on the street" look?


Girls that say "no", but mean yes...

Say fkin yes already and save us all some bloody time...


DJ OD

[ZX7R]

"My bad" has always pissed me off.

[crashtestmac]

One from Chesser

"You could catch pigeons in that" FFS...!

[Mickey]

My mother used to say to me
"If it hurts don`t come running to me"

Well at 5 years old who would you run too

Edit: Just thaught of more

More from my childhood
"if you play with it, it will fall off"
"Don`t do anything i wouldn`t do"
"If you poke ya belly button your @ss will fall off"
"Stop picking ya nose as your brains will fall out"

[tom999]

My God, its like an episode of grumpy old men! :-)

[BertRoot]

If I had my flies undone my Nan always used to say 'It doesn't matter cos dead birds don't fall out of the nest'

[Goldberg]

'It's six and two threes' - So the same then...

'It's the same but different' - Eh?

'I'm telling ya' - Correct because no other cunt is talking to me..

'I was going to say' - Well it sounds like you fucking are!

And the classic that Peter Kay jumped on, 'I'll tell you this for nowt' - Shame as I was just going to pay for your advice....

[russbeer]

I do hate people saying "to be honest" when they say stuff. If you don't say that before your comment does that mean you're a fuckin liar?

[CominAtcha]

Heh, reading some of those reminded me of my Mother saying (shouting) to me as a child "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!". After I was already in tears from her spanking the shit out of my arse!

[Goldberg]

'I nearly died' - hmmmm
'God only knows' - is that so..
'I swear' - You want to see someone about that..
'I swear down' - ??
'It was miles away from you!' - what metric system are you using? (also see - 'It was nowhere near you!')
'You nearly took my eye out' - Never mind the nose, mouth and teeth, it always seems to be the eyes...

[russbeer]

My mother used to say to me
"If it hurts don`t come running to me"

Mine used to say don't come running to me if you break your leg.

Ok, is it ok if I crawl to you instead?

[turnerswfc]

"Listen!" When people start a sentence with that..... Does it mean you weren't in the first place?

"We'll touch base" What a fookin bollocks term!!! I wouldn't want you to touch it!

"Come here!!" Said by your Dad when you're running off after being naughty. As if you're going to turn and go back to him!

"Do you want a crack?" Another question that you just wouldn't answer. lol

[dalboy]

Do you know what I mean?

OK I use it as well sometimes but some people use it a bit too much. I was listening to a Frank Bruno radio interview the other day it reminded me how much he says this. EVERY sentence.

[Goldberg]

'innit' - Is it not what???

tard!

[Omgporn]

"Listen!" When people start a sentence with that..... Does it mean you weren't in the first place?

This really pisses me off. Theres an asian guy I work with and instead of saying my name he simply says ' Listen yah'.

Stupid employee.