never trust a myspace angle

[$kint]

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[Omgporn]

Also, she has a veiny tit, urgh.

[Ginnerfreak]

So thats what happened to Sweaty Betty..

[the.insane]

i'd hit it

[Mystical_2K]

every holes a goal chaps!

[Omgporn]

I think her bellybutton would be deeper than the others...

[kracken]

I think her bellybutton would be deeper than the others...

..... and wetter

[Ginnerfreak]

You would need a pit helmet to find any hole on that.. Better off just fucking a ripple!

[Tommy J]

I think her bellybutton would be deeper than the others...

Might even find a half eaten kebab in there

[liveseytowers]

You are all fussy fookers, i'd well hit that! Its a bonus for me that she's a fatty And its not a vain on her tit its a landing strip for your sperm

[reverend]

I've fucked birds bigger than that!

[casio]

dont know i used to like tarbuck

[ibobsy]

At least she will keep you warm in winter and you can use her tits to keep your ears warm.

[RSV]

She's probobally got a lovely personality...

Besides large uns appreciate it more

[I Black Belt]

I mean, imagine waking up in the morning with a bit of arse cramp, turning around and seeing Jimmy Tarbuck with his cock up your khyber.. "Alright!" He says... Whilst giving you the thumbs up.

You wouldn't be happy, now would you?

Well it's the same thing.

So you'd actually spend the night Laz? - what are you some kind of romantic?
I'd bang the arse off it, come all over its face and tits and be out the door before the first drip of man fat hit the floor

[Realist]

Nowt wrong with that M8, one push and ride on the wave

[dannyboy]

So thats what happened to Sweaty Betty..

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,
I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

[Nikki]

least you know when she goes out she wont cheat on ya

[ubergaz]

Gotta love the Macc Lads

[DJ OD]

You would need a pit helmet to find any hole on that..

Haha!

Helmet...


DJ OD