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    animals Turned on by males stars in porn films

    A few years back i caught a family member in a difficult position lets say, Since then ive had overpowering feelings toward other men,
    i must add i'm 40 fat and happily married.
    Recently I've started taking my Alsatian, wee jinky, out to the local parks and ive noticed other men acting strangely, almost furtive like in bushes, sometimes ive started to dress up maybe wear the wifes knickers or a wee bra and flash at them, but went no further as i'm not gay, Did i mentnon none of this makes me gay i might add just a man in touch with my feminine side.

    Back to the original topic, i was watching a porno with the wife, and i noticed i was getting a fucking rager looking at the guys nob, i imagined my self being anally pleasured, honestly have any of you guys had these thoughts.

    Mind i'm not fucking gay or out.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    lol

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    wow

    wouldnt know where to begin!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    so wanting another blokes weener up your poopshoot isn't gay any more?

    I must have missed that memo when it came out. I could understand how your bird wearing a strap on and doing your arse isn't strictly gay because its your bird and they'd be no jizz flying up your cornhole. But wanting a well hung geezer from a porn flick to penetrate your browneye is gay as far as I'm concerned!

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    Your a raving Sausage Jockey in denial ..

    .. get your wife a strap on and find yourself a cuddly pillow to bite down on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Mind i'm not fucking gay or out.
    Yeah what ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by AspectUK View Post
    Your a raving Sausage Jockey in denial ..

    .. get your wife a strap on and find yourself a cuddly pillow to bite down on!
    that creased me, to the op if you like sausage then that's your choice lol just take your decision like a gay man


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    so how did you get on?

    bum sore?
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Turned on by males stars in porn films

    is that you det

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    I'm not gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJuicey View Post
    I'm not gay
    so it was Juicey that posted the thread? Forgot to do it anonomously this time eh?

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    lol

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    Default Re: Turned on by males stars in porn films

    he's not gay
    no, he's not gay
    no, he really isnt gay
    just likes a cock up his arse,
    thats not gay, lmafo
    gaylord
    Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    honestly have any of you guys had these thoughts.
    Can't say i have to be honest dude

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    Default Re: Turned on by males stars in porn films

    to be honest i know where your coming from .... and ill also tell you my mrs has a strap on .... its not men that do anything for me ...far from it i think there ugly fuckers just the fact that it is sheer dirty / taboo... and the Mrs gets off on it...

    Deer god please post this anonymously i have checked the box.... risk
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    to be honest i know where your coming from .... and ill also tell you my mrs has a strap on .... its not men that do anything for me ...far from it i think there ugly fuckers just the fact that it is sheer dirty / taboo... and the Mrs gets off on it...

    Deer god please post this anonymously i have checked the box.... risk
    Fair play to you mate, if that's what floats your boat

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    No your gay


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    You make Alan Carr seems "manly"...

    Enjoy your butthole buggary

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    When it bleeds you're doing it too hard,

    Open the box and light up a Fag

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