40 stone she was.

[mcdee]

This man was going out with this big fat woman. 40 stone she was. Later that night when they are in the bedroom for about 5 minutes he asks her "Would you mind if I turned the light off?"
"Why" she replys "do you find me that repulsive?"
"No" he says "The lightbulbs burning my arse !"

[tiggerbiker]

i once said to my ex-wife "i will never quite get over you, i'll have to get up and go round"

[SiE]

made me chuckle