just been mailed this. . . it's true
A couple have separate bedrooms due to his loud snoring,
One night when feeling aroused the husband calls his wife "Hey sexy wexy fancy paying a visit to hubby wubbies room?"
She goes to his room and trips on the carpet and falls ,he jumps up and says "Oh sweety weety are you alright let me help you upsy wupsy"
They climb into bed and he fucks the arse off her after ten minutes she leaves to go back to her room and trips and falls over again,
The husband looks at her on the floor and says "Stupid bitch " turns over and goes to sleep.
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