sick but true

[the.insane]

the following link contains some of the funniest hospital complaints.

http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/weirdbuttrue.htm

A Cambridge man hobbled into casualty complaining of a permanent
erection. He admitted to doctors that while on holiday in Cuba, he
frequented many brothels, and in one he was given some erectile cream
to keep him hard. He was told to use it sparingly.
However, since he was having so much fun, he kept using more and
more. By the time he came to casualty, all the blood vessels in his
penis were swollen and his testicles had ballooned in size.
Doctors could do nothing except prescribe painkillers, and told him
that it would return to flaccidity in a few days. They also told him
to enjoy his erection while it lasted, because it was going to be his
last.

just an example of whats on there

[baronvon]

Very funny read

the baron

[jamie_h88]

loved this near the bottom of the page

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2hr 12mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

[neilcritc]

loved this near the bottom of the page

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2hr 12mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

thats awesome

[jamie_h88]

Just got a 7" log gonna need to train harder

[Cenus_]

What a load of shite.

[Freaky]

why the fuck would someone even measure it let alone even think of it, and did he walk along the floor doing it as they couldnt pull it out the bog coz it would fall apart.


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody
restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman
had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that
they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with
passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to
the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp
down on the man's member and wrench it from side to side. In agony
and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head
until she let go.

LOL

fuckin hell

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

[Vader]

[quote=Freaky;2966305]why the fuck would someone even measure it let alone even think of it, and did he walk along the floor doing it as they couldnt pull it out the bog coz it would fall apart.

GOT A FEELING MATE IT WAS DONE BY A CHICK,

[OrangeJuicey]

Some of that stuff can't be true its so crazy. Some of it makes you feel sick. How the fuck you get maggots living between your teeth is madness.