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    Default Wank

    I started wanking at 1.58 this morning and I finished at 1.03.

    I must have wanked faster than 88mph.

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    should have posted that straight in HOS


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    Default Re: Wank

    How this is todays top joke on sickipedia I'll never know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    should have posted that straight in HOS
    That made me laugh more than the joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    How this is todays top joke on sickipedia I'll never know!
    Simpletons like me probably, I'll get me coat.

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    Default Re: Wank

    I had to read that a few times to get it. I've still not laughed

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    Default Re: Wank

    Shite

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    Default Re: Wank

    propper wank
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    propper wank
    That's funnier because you spelt proper incorrectly
    360 ID: Symate

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