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    Bad News J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    Jennifer Lopez has blocked her ex-husband from releasing the couple's honeymoon sex tapes.
    The 40-year-old singer and actress is suing Ojani Noa for 10 million dollars (£5.96 million) over the planned sale of the footage.
    And a Los Angeles judge has issued a temporary restraining order barring distribution of The J-Lo and Ojani Noa Story.
    The pair married in 1997 but divorced a year later and have since clashed in the courts.
    Jennifer claims that Cuban-born Ojani is violating a confidentiality agreement in trying to sell the home videos.
    They contain hours of footage, including the actress in sexual situations taken from their honeymoon.
    In 2007, Lopez was awarded 545,000 dollars (£325,301.56) following a lawsuit that blocked Noa from publishing a kiss-and-tell book on their 11-month marriage.
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    Spiteful Bitch


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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    I'd like to see her clout just to satisfy a morbid curiosity that she doesn't have one.


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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    Surely if this does get blokes he'll just leak it on the net as a "fuck you" anyway. I know I would!
    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by Cenus_ View Post
    Surely if this does get blokes he'll just leak it on the net as a "fuck you" anyway. I know I would!

    We live in hope i guess lol

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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    I've not seen a decent sex tape in a while. Stop being so selfish J-Lo, get your rat out.

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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by Kushty View Post
    I've not seen a decent sex tape in a while. Stop being so selfish J-Lo, get your rat out.
    The size of her arse it'll be like a fucking capybara no doubt!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    I imagine her flaps to be like a pound of sausage meat that has been battered with a ball hammer to look like a pterodactyl wing which she has to furl up of a morning to stuff in her knickers. Means she is raised off the seat when riding her BMX to the Spar to buy 10 Bensons but it does the trick.


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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    The size of her arse it'll be like a fucking capybara no doubt!
    Haha, I had to google that badboy!

    Still, you get what you pay for with sex tapes and I normally pay nothing!

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    Default Re: J-lo Blocks Sex Tape

    Shes a fukin dog. Much better looking people out there that are worthy of a sex tape.

    Her tits will be manky too, their tiny and she ha a large frame, will look stoopid. Fat arse whingy cow.

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