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  • Spit on the cunt, she looks like a man

    8 9.30%
  • Spit on the cunt and then slide in using your saliva as lube

    46 53.49%
  • Fist her with the studded glove and then ruin her ricker

    32 37.21%
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    Default Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Can't make my mind up about this cooze, what are your thoughts?

    To help you out I have enclosed some material.









    and one that might put you off -

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Looks a bit chavvy, but she's no man.
    Not sure about the last picture - she certainly looks better without trousers.

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    it would take alot more then the last pic to put me off her!

    she is a fine lil minx............ i'd even shag the other band members if thats what it took to bone her!

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    She's worth a punt and I'd kick her outta bed in the mornin to make the breakfast.. lol

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Definitely a bird and definitely worth a go!

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    I saw here on t4 once having an interview in one of the London eye pods.

    She looked like a dog. From the pictures I would say yes, but up close, no way.

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    yep defo slip her 1

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Great post Bertrand, I've often had this dilema myself. In fact she's in and out of my 'team' on a regular basis. I've drawn up a list of pros and cons:

    Pros


    • She looks filthier than a Gypsy's dog
    • Likes to piss herself on stage
    • A visible lump in her pants that suggests hermaphrodital qualities or a labial outcrop of serious intent
    • Bodywork is ok

    Cons


    • She's probably been double stuffed by Will.I.Am and that little cunt with the mohican. Thats probably left her in no state to please someone of modest build.
    • For some reason I imagine her pussy looks like road kill
    • I bet she's got piles

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    her face isn't up to much, but i'd definately have a go

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    wow, a leaking minge box.
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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

    Still have to hit me with a bat to get me off though.

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Yum, she should have dried the pissy trousers and auctioned them!
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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Titanium View Post
    it would take alot more then the last pic to put me off her!

    she is a fine lil minx............ i'd even shag the other band members if thats what it took to bone her!
    now that dedication !!
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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    She's fit as fuck and the fact she looks like a man wouldn't put me off with that hot bod. I'd spunk in her belly button and suck it out and spit it all over her. Yummy

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Are we marrying them or shagging them?

    Either you guys live in a world of models, or have to love them to sleep with them.

    She's fit bodied. Job done. I'd bone it. Maybe even twice.

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    Great post Bertrand, I've often had this dilema myself. In fact she's in and out of my 'team' on a regular basis. I've drawn up a list of pros and cons:

    Pros


    • A visible lump in her pants that suggests hermaphrodital qualities or a labial outcrop of serious intent

    Cons

    • For some reason I imagine her pussy looks like road kill
    I also imagined her flange to look like some Ox Tongue cut on number 4 but that just makes me mess myself on a regular basis. I also imagine the plate to have a slightly musky aroma.

    Thanks for stepping up to the plate Mr.


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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I also imagine the plate to have a slightly musky aroma.

    Thanks for stepping up to the plate Mr.

    With a lovely pissy "note"
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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    deffo rip the backend off of her ....the dirty bitch...

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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    she looks like a lion, id still rattle that though
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    Default Re: Fergie - Black Eyed Peas - Would you?

    Any port in a storm and it looks like it in her panties

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