What are your choices for...........?

[Titanium]

1)Famous celeb to shag

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird!

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?

5)Ideal birthday present

6)worst thing you've ever done

7)what are you addicted to

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose?

9)whats your worst fashion crime

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?

[Roach-Rampino]

1)Famous celeb to shag - Jennifer Love Hewitt

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured - Gordon Brown

3)Guilty Pleasure- Lining up naked every bird I ever fucked and pumping each one a few times before moving down the line. Of course my wife would be waiting at the very end of the line to take the full force of me cumming as I reach a monumental climax.

4)Which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? Eh?

5)Ideal birthday present - Holidays e.g. a weekend away etc

6)Worst thing you've ever done - Got expelled from school. Not for any other reason than how much it upset my mum & dad. It actually made me grow up alot and very quickly but my parents were devastated.

7)what are you addicted to - Sex

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? A chimpanzee.

9)whats your worst fashion crime - When I was 11 I had an outfit which I thought was the business. White shirt worn with blue bandana round my neck, navy blue waistcoat with shiny brown back panel, chinos and Doc Martin shoes (not boots). I must have looked like a David Essex clone.

10)Finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose? Speaking hypothetically, a beggar I guess.

[miffy]

1)Famous celeb to shag Pxie Lott

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured the weather woman from bbc breakfast northwest.

3)Guilty Pleasure- having a thing for chubby girls (not obese ones though)

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? no thanks

5)Ideal birthday present Somebody to pay for me to go travelling

6)worst thing you've ever done went to a girls for a shag then gave her a superman left the house then realised i left my wallet and keys so had to break back into her house for my stuff. luckily never gave her my number

7)what are you addicted to sex

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? a bear

9)whats your worst fashion crime This

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose? Millionaire

[BBK]

1)Famous celeb to shag - hmmm, hard to pin it down to 1 . I guess I have a real soft spot at the moment for the latino girl from Lie To Me - Monica Raymund:


2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured - line me up after Roach, but maybe seeing as Brown is already being tortured, I'll take Blair instead

3)Guilty Pleasure- a collection of MILF's from the schools my kids go to, and the freedom to do whatever I wanted with them

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? Choose is the wrong word. If I absolutely had to or my life depended on it, David Beckham

5)Ideal birthday present - matchday tickets at Old Trafford

6)worst thing you've ever done - had an affair

7)what are you addicted to - boobies

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? - killer whale

9)whats your worst fashion crime When I was young, maybe 10 or 11, I had a burgandy outfit that I thought was the bollocks. Even had some burgandy slip-ons. I really don't know what I was going for, but I guess this was 1980, 81 maybe, and fashion was BAD back then!

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose? no brainer, as there's no heaven or hell, so I'd take the money thank you

[KLL8]

1)Famous celeb to shag? David Hayes

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured? Natalie Cassidy

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird! Being fucked by my local football team...

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? Tyra Banks

5)Ideal birthday present? A weekend away

6)worst thing you've ever done? Got married twice

7)what are you addicted to? Chocolate

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? Lioness

9)whats your worst fashion crime? A Shell suit. need I say more

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose? Millionaire.

[BBK]

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird! Being fucked by my local football team...

Last time I take you to see Chertsey Town play!!!

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? Tyra Banks

I so want to watch this hon . This could actually be MY guilty pleasure

[Titanium]

1)Famous celeb to shag- Eva Mendez

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured- Russell Brand

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird! listening to never forget by take that, love it!

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? Josh Hollaway, sawyer from lost, good looking fella plus with his long hair i can imagine him as a woman while slipping it to him from behind.....

5)Ideal birthday present- Iphone, top of the range one

6)worst thing you've ever done- first time i got drunk, works do. started snogging all the women. then next day i at found out i snogged a work colleague that was late fifties but looked late 70's. ive got more control when i drink now. still makes me shudder! other than that im an angel

7)what are you addicted to- Coca Cola

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? A Panther

9)whats your worst fashion crime- shiny silver shirt with black and white check trousers

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose? I'd be a beggar. probably no heaven/ hell but im not risking it.



4) imagine you are forced to at gunpoint guys....

[pumpman]

1)Famous celeb to shag Hallie Berry

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured Every Reality tv contestant

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird! Smoking

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? shoot me

5)Ideal birthday present World Peace

6)worst thing you've ever done Pissed in someone bottle of aftershave

7)what are you addicted to Tea

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? T Rex

9)whats your worst fashion crime Rangers FC top

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?begger and make a few quid as everyone else is a millionaire

[GTI]

1)Famous celeb to shag
Scarlett Johanson

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured
Sharon Osbourne

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird!
Wanking over a copy of glamourous grannies with an ice cold can of Coke pressed up against my plums

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?
Qué?

5)Ideal birthday present
Missus in sexy lingerie, room full of candles.. and an ice cold can of Coke

6)worst thing you've ever done
Lied to headmaster to save my bacon, whilst the other kid got a 1 week suspension

7)what are you addicted to
Gonzo porn

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose?
Eagle

9)whats your worst fashion crime
A Hugo Boss suit and a Calvin Klein shirt <shudder>

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?
The latter

[super mike]

1)Famous celeb to shag
Probably Sienna Miller at the moment, but each morning that changes to the female presenter from BBC Breakfast especially Kate Silverton and Susannah Reid

Spoiler:

Motorboat!

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured
Seeing as 2 default answers have been taken, I'll go for Peter Mandelson or anyone from reality TV.

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird!

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?
Have you thought this through?

5)Ideal birthday present
Trackdays/car control days

6)worst thing you've ever done
Probably make my first girlfriend pretty much despise me, even though I am not sure how.

7)what are you addicted to
Cigarettes

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose?
Cat domesticated or 'big'. I don't mind.

9)whats your worst fashion crime
Not the worst, but the one that pisses me off: The suits I wear to work, they are not fitted so look 'off the peg' and pretty cheapish so they make me look like I should be in court for throwing a kebab at a copper after 4 bottles of white lightning and some cheap drugs.

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?
Millionaire, unless you clarify heaven and hell.
Edit: Change that to beggar, I was hoping for the Rock and Roll, Beavis and Butthead type of hell.

[Titanium]

clarification of heaven and hell

Heaven
An Eternity of being pampered, wishing for something and having it straight away. ideal whether all the time, all your family and friends with you to enjoy your stay.

Hell
being forced to withstand burning flames, being tortured by the devils minions, having your loved ones killed infront of your eyes in the cruelest possible manner on a loop.


hope that gives a better picture...........

[petey85]

1)Famous celeb to shag
Nelly Furtado still does it for me.

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured
Jordan

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird!
Owning a Britney Spears album (and listening to it every now & then).

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?
Peter Andre...

5)Ideal birthday present
A very expensive drill.

6)worst thing you've ever done
Your mum. Or, over-use of your mum jokes at inappropriate times. Especially to my wife when my mother-in-law was in the room & I don't know.

7)what are you addicted to
Mars Dark...mmm

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose?
Mammal? Seal.

9)whats your worst fashion crime
Picnic blanket-style shirt & side-parting.

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?
Beggar & heaven. No-brainer

[super mike]

Spoiler:

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? Josh Hollaway

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?
Peter Andre...

These both seemed pretty sincere and positive

[willp2003]

1)Famous celeb to shag - sarah harding (girls aloud). although suzanna reid as suggested above does make the mornings better. I think Bert had a thing for her? or was it CJ?

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured - fiona philips from GMTV

3) can't think

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with? - no thanks

5)Ideal birthday present - Aston Martin DB9 (i can dream)

6)worst thing you've ever done - it was at school and involved food and a cigarette butt. not saying any more

7)what are you addicted to - chocolate, sex (although have never combined the 2)

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose? - a bird of prey

9)whats your worst fashion crime - my hair back in the day. i got the nickname "hairwolf" for it

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose? - millionaire

[Titanium]

Spoiler:

These both seemed pretty sincere and positive

Is it turning you on Super Mike...?

[petey85]

Is it turning you on Super Mike...?

He's just imagining a three-way with them.

Andre was just the first male celeb who came to mind. Plus I'd like to get up close to him to see if he really is made of plastic...would take my blowtorch for some 'fun'.

[DJ OD]

I'm sure I've answered some of these before!

1)Famous celeb to shag
Gillian Anderson

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured
Anyone who has anything to do with T4.

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird!
Well my best mates generally know everything about me. I've chased a few chubbies and gone through some weird phases...

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?
Obviously I wouldn't by choice, but if I had to probably some tranny like Julian Clary or Danny La Rue. At least they try and look womanly...

5)Ideal birthday present
http://tinyurl.com/yk6cg83

6)worst thing you've ever done
Not putting in open forum!

7)what are you addicted to
Music

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose?
Wookie

9)whats your worst fashion crime
Some of my attire from raving days!

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?[/quote]
There aren't any beggers in heaven?! If there were then they would be happy, so one of them!


DJ OD

[Ganty]

1)Famous celeb to shag

Shakira. Watch her new video, now.

2)Annoying person off telly to see tortured

Russel Brand

3)Guilty Pleasure- this can be anything that you would'nt openly admit to your best mates, whether its a dodgy song or fancying a fugly bird!

Changes regularly, but at the minute it's "Tick Tock" by "Ka$ha" (a song) - I know it's fucking awful, but I just can't help myself.

4)which famous same sex person would you choose to sleep with?

Bruce Willis. Must be wearing blood stained vest at the time though. I'm hard just thinking about it.

5)Ideal birthday present

A blowjob to wake up to, Eggs benedict for breakfast and a hot cup of coffee.

6)worst thing you've ever done

We had a rope swing over a brook when we were younger, which was very popular with the kids. Me and my mate went really early one morning, and burnt the rope to a point it was barely supporting it's on weight. We then waited for the 1st rider of the morning... Of course the rope snapped, he fell some 15ft to the floor, and was quite badly hurt in the process.

7)what are you addicted to

Coffee and cigerettes. Work.

8)if you could be any animal what would you choose?

An Eagle.

9)whats your worst fashion crime

Some hideous flared jeans.

10)finally if you had a choice of being a millionaire but going to hell or being a beggar and going to heaven, what would you choose?

You should of left the definations of heaven and hell out, Titanium, as this one is now a no-brainer! Hell please.