Originally Posted by
Simate
over the 14 months I was unemployed I had about 12 or so agencies phone me up with the promise of work, I went out of my way to go to them to register with them and all for nothing, some were a good hour away and cost me petrol money that I couldn't afford but I thought it was worth a go, you never know, wrong. I hate agencies with a fucking passion now. I don't understand what they had to gain from calling me and getting me to sign up with them when they really did have fuck all for me in the end.
One example for a driving job was, we have a job you might be interested in, we just got a big new contract, come sign up with us and you should start within a week or so. Time went on and on and nothing came of it other than bullshit like, "they only let us have a few places in the end which were filled before you signed up with us."
Another one rang me with a job as a car salesman for a VW dealership, I was interested, I asked a few questions like how many units do they sell on average per month and he didn't know, I asked if he could find out and get back to me, he said he would, he didn't and I heard nothing more about it.
I did get 1 interview for a job with an insurance company where you phone customers to tell them how much they were going to get for their written off vehicle then take the shit when they went off on one lol. I didn't get the job though, the feedback to the agency was I was too nice and they didn't think I would be able to handle customers going off on one at me down the phone. Oh how wrong they were, I was being nice because it was a fucking interview! lol. That one wasn't the agencies fault.
Most of the agencies that contacted me were in the first 6 months or so that I was unemployed after having put my cv on Monster.co.uk and 3 or 4 other sites, after being lied to by all but one of them, every time an agency would call I would say, "are you an agency?" because oddly they never said they were unless I asked, very odd. Yes they'd say their company name but that meant nothing unless of course I'd heard of them before. Anyway, once it was clear they were an agency I have said something along the lines of this to the last 3 or 4, "aaah right, I see, a job you say, the thing is, I am sick to death of agencies promising me the earth, then sign up and hear nothing more from them". They would say, "oh but we are different", to which I would reply "hmm, most of them have said the same (which is true) thing before to me, each one gets shitter than the last, I think you can fuck off to be honest and mug someone else off don't you". Of course the person on the phone would be speechless now, "off you go then, fuuuuck off and don't waste my time again, thanks for thinking of me though". I only did this because I got annoyed as soon as I knew it was an agency and were most likely talking shit hence my little speech lol.
Yeah they could have been genuine but as the first 7 or so were full of shit I came to the conclusion that all agencies are lying cunts.
So, after all that, I'd consider not wasting your time, however, they could well be genuine, it's so hard to tell. Only you can decide what to do, I just thought I'd share my experiences with agency scum.
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