My Scooter is faster than any bike on this forum!!!!

Thread: My Scooter is faster than any bike on this forum!!!!

  1. sanjuro's Avatar

    sanjuro said:

    Default My Scooter is faster than any bike on this forum!!!!

    Never been beaten away from the lights by ANY bike, victims include;
    Ducati 996
    Honda CBR 1100 super blackbird
    Honda CBR 600
    Kwak 600
    Yam vmax
    lots of Aprillia 125s
    of course after about 15 yards they leave me for dead but its good fun some of them cant keep the front end down and nearly lose it.

    Gilera 125
    172cc Malossi cylinder with some minor porting work
    26mm Delorto carb
    Polini reed block
    PM ex59 pipe
    std gearing
    race clutch
    std 125 variator

    sanjuro
     
  2. chippy's Avatar

    chippy said:

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    might b fast on the uptake..............but it`s still a hair dryer
     
  3. rthistlewait's Avatar

    rthistlewait said:

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    You just haven't ran anyone that can ride thats all.
     
  4. tiggerbiker's Avatar

    tiggerbiker said:

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    Originally posted by rthistlewait
    You just haven't ran anyone that can ride thats all.

    i was thinking this but wasn't gonna say it!!!!!!!!1
     
  5. Morph's Avatar

    Morph said:

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    What if I put my push bike in the boot of the Lamborghini ??

    Still reckon you'll take me then ?

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  6. Yell's Avatar

    Yell said:

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    yuod have to cut your bike into bits to get it in the boot off your motor so it wudnt be classed as a push bike just a lump of scrap

     
  7. Morph's Avatar

    Morph said:

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    its a fold able one
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  8. leccy's Avatar

    leccy said:

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    methinks the bike guys just feel sorry for you and give you some leeway
     
  9. blue2's Avatar

    blue2 said:

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    no dont believe it lambore geenee wont cut it either
     
  10. bricktop's Avatar

    bricktop said:

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    you better run it at santa pod then and take the cup for

    1000th of a mile
    good luck
     
  11. tiggerbiker's Avatar

    tiggerbiker said:

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    Originally posted by leccy
    methinks the bike guys just feel sorry for you and give you some leeway

    either that or their pissing themselves laughing at time the lights change :
     
  12. sanjuro's Avatar

    sanjuro said:

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    hey Tiggerbiker dont knock it till u have tried it you may be surprised, lots of superbike owners have twist and go scooters for their second bike.
    sanjuro
     
  13. tiggerbiker's Avatar

    tiggerbiker said:

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    Originally posted by sanjuro
    hey Tiggerbiker dont knock it till u have tried it you may be surprised, lots of superbike owners have twist and go scooters for their second bike.
    sanjuro

    hmmm, none that i know of and i train motorcyclists for the road and track.
     
  14. urbsy's Avatar

    urbsy said:

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    I've got an electric one that goes like hell , does 12mph on the flat , any guys fancy your chances ? lol
    Beats porches and ferraris as long as i have put a token in the meter , and given it a full charge !
     
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    Gunny said:

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    Originally posted by urbanmiffs
    I've got an electric one that goes like hell , does 12mph on the flat , any guys fancy your chances ? lol
    Beats porches and ferraris as long as i have put a token in the meter , and given it a full charge !
    LOL

    You can just imagine a Ducati 996, CBR 600 and THE scooter lining up at the lights. hehe

    Can you send a video please
    Gunny
     
  16. urbsy's Avatar

    urbsy said:

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    Someone took a video of me last week in my old 1976 fiat 126 with 'cozzie beater' written on the side in massive letters racing a sapphire cosworth around a car park . I didnt win , but by hell it was funny !
    If i can find out who took the vid , i will post it up somewhere.

    Urban
     
  17. krazed's Avatar

    krazed said:

    Default Re: My Scooter is faster than any bike on this forum!!!!

    Originally posted by sanjuro
    Never been beaten away from the lights by ANY bike, victims include;
    Ducati 996
    Honda CBR 1100 super blackbird
    Honda CBR 600
    Kwak 600
    Yam vmax
    lots of Aprillia 125s
    of course after about 15 yards they leave me for dead but its good fun some of them cant keep the front end down and nearly lose it.

    Gilera 125
    172cc Malossi cylinder with some minor porting work
    26mm Delorto carb
    Polini reed block
    PM ex59 pipe
    std gearing
    race clutch
    std 125 variator

    sanjuro
    Ahhahahahahahahahaahahahaha

    oh thanx for that u cheered me up bigtime there... I have a crosser (cr 500) and thatll beat a fu(kin ferarri up to about 80mph. I does 0-60mph in under 4.5 seconds LOL try getting that from a scooter.. A m8 of mine took the bike down a quater mile on 1 wheel and it whiped a escort cossie 1/2 of the way down (and that was on nobbly tires, think of it with even road tiers on it)...
     
  18. Blow's Avatar

    Blow said:

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    Try doing what on a scooter ? the scooter mentioned above will do 0-60 in or about 5 seconds if you DONT know about (tuned) automatic scooters then dont laugh.
    Quite a few (tuned) automatic scooters do the 1/4 mile as fast as an R1 superbike, if you have not had a go you cant comment.
     
  19. BigBadDog's Avatar

    BigBadDog said:

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    this forum has the word "MOTORCYCLE" in the title so what has a scooter got anything do do with motorcycles, most of the small scooters are ridden by mindless idiots with a cbt in there pocket who dont even know what the highway code is.
     
  20. BigBadDog's Avatar

    BigBadDog said:

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    also if you take a real test and get a real bike then you might get a little more respect on the road , i for one dont give way to scooters but if its a real bike then i give em all the space they need.

    ps unless its one of those big bugger 400cc scooters.