What are you buying the missus for xmas?

[greens117]

Myself im going for perfume > thanks to my other thread very helpful df members ,i can blame you !
Also may buy her some leather boots in the January sales .
Also some gold and diamond earrings to complement the fucking expensive diamond necklace i bought her last year
Also various battery's for her sex toys i have bought her over the year!
what's your gift for the bitch,this year ?
Please elaborate cause im a nosey fecker ..

[DelTrotter]

and then its time to


cheers diablos

[greens117]

Bit graphic lol to the point i guess !
ill have a go

Brave the shopping !

now for the leather boots !

Now for the earrings

Now for the batterys

They will do

That's it !, shopping done DelTrotter style

[BBK]

I'd love to say, but the Mrs comes on here so I can't Needless to say its loads of really expensive stuff that she really, really wants .......



(oh hang on, thats next year)

[BertRoot]

Home enema kit and a balloon whisk.

[Mickey]

Usual things

another bloody steam iron cos the cnut broke the one i got her last year
And a new PC that i`ll be taking to work today to install XP.
She wants a new one cos her old one wont display alot of fish on her facebook thingy
She did want a strappon but id prob get more fun out of it. Dont want her to think im a puff

[CzarJunkie]

She has a major gang rape fantasy so I'm going to surprise her on Christmas morning at around 3am with my dad and brother.

[GTI]

Renewed subscriptions to Grazia and Red magazine and one of those Philips alarm clocks that wakes you up with light and gentle, soothing sounds. The missus suffers a mild form of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) so she's really stroppy first thing in the morning.

[BBK]

so she's really stroppy first thing in the morning.

Aren't they all?

[tombott]

Renewed subscriptions to Grazia and Red magazine and one of those Philips alarm clocks that wakes you up with light and gentle, soothing sounds. The missus suffers a mild form of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) so she's really stroppy first thing in the morning.]

Aren't all women?

I've got my wife a new bin and salad spinner.
Last year I got her a new apron and oven gloves.

[Tommy J]

I'm getting mine a sense of humour, shit loads of Rohypnol, and an industrial size tub of KY.

oh, and slippers

[Nibb]

Usual things

another bloody steam iron cos the cnut broke the one i got her last year

You fucking old romantic!!

[Mr Olympia]

I'm getting her a new Bag and a new Belt.










Yep, that should sort the vaccum cleaner out

[muttleymacclad]

Driving lessons, because she can't drive for shit in the snow.

in reality though, a bowers and wilkins mini zeppelin. http://store.apple.com/uk/product/TX511Z/A

mml

[broona]

I'm buying her a 10" one to replace the 7" one she's currently using as it's just a little too small.













Netbook of course, what were you pervs thinking?!

[Nibb]

I'm getting her a new Bag and a new Belt.

Yep, that should sort the vaccum cleaner out

Im just belting the old bag!

[matt1chelski]

Getting mine a iPhone

[WRATH OF BOD]

got an acer 9 inch net book & a new iphone for her.

[Tommy J]

Yep, that should sort the vaccum cleaner out

Calling her a vaccum is a bit harsh, although she may suck like a good'un and make a lot of noise.

[GTI]

There's a lot of false bravado on here, what with your claims of new oven mitts and flip top bins. My guess is that you lot will actualy be spending the most money on gifts for her, the pussy-whipped gimps that ye are