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    How ugly was the ugliest bird you've shagged drunk?

    Well....how ugly?
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    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Default On the day

    At the time - terrific, next day, don't know what happened - accident with a bus maybe ?

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    Yeh they're never ugly when you're drunk I was with a, erm, let's call it a girl, once (yeh just once) and I could actually see her getting uglier and uglier as the, ahem, 'beer' wore off. She tasted of Beef and Tomatoe Pot Noodle (her mouth of course).

    She was called Eve and I believe she's dead now.
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    i have never shagged an ugly bird when pissed.........they have all been stunners!!!

    (yeah right well thats what i like to tell my self)
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    I'm ashamed..... soooo ashamed.......

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    I can honestly say that I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but fcuk me I've woken up with a few...

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    she was the best everlookin bird hounest 1.30 in the morning at the nightclub by 5.30 i sh*t myself left and got a taxi home from ere pen (house) lmto

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    Dunno about you guy's but I'd quite fancy a ride on lesly joseph!! she looks a right dirty old whore who'd do anything!!

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    never as ugly as what lee E pulls

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    Jade would be a fcukin goddess for me
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    i believe the experiences you all have encountered are called by wearing the beer goggles.....see attached...lolololol
    Have been there 2

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    fookin funny m8 but i derfo know i never woke up to a man

    "quote" Have been there 2

    every 1 to there own m8 j/k lmto

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    Ugliest one i've had was about 16st with a tache and had a false arm, i woke up with the plastic arm on my chest i thought it her daughters doll.
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    heh f.u.c.k me

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    I remember WiZeR once telling me of the mornin he awoke to find a bloke with a leather peaked cap and huge handlebar moustache in bed beside him, and as he turned to look at his bedside clock he found himself staring at a half full tube of Astroglide.

    Dunno whether that counts here, but he did say the bloke was uglier than the other blokes he wakes up with.

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    Yeh I once told him that whilst stroking his tash in bed.. funny that
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    I never knew Cam had a tash??

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    And leather underpants
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    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    I've managed to avoid uglies except for this one REAL NASTY moose. She was a definate 15 pinta!!

    The bad thing is a m8's just got engaged to the minger so I'm gonna have a constant reminder of the fact

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    my worst was in teneriefe with my mate we got pissed out of our skulls on absinthe and i ended up organising a threesome of some sort with this 'hefer' of a lady from newcastle. I was so pissed i couldnt finish the job and through trying to make my self cum fell off the bed with me still going at it like a rabbit on speed. I remember seeing littles flashes now and again then found out my mate had been taking pictures. (i've still got them if u need proof). That was my worst. never again (i hope).
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