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    Default marmite

    yay or nay?

    personally i think the stuff is nasty

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    this was done a while ago.. check back thru the d&d

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    shit, sorry guys

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    its awwwfull its like thick sour treekle treakle is nice though sweet lol well yi nar wot i mean???

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    It's ok if you spread it onto toast _REALLY_ thin

    The crisps are nice too

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    Been there done that, it ran to 3 pages the time before last (last one got hos'd)

    Still rules though (great with strawberry jam on a sarnie or with cheese on toast)

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    naa i like it but only small bits on toast never tried the crisps, but who makes them?

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    I believe they are produced by the devils arsehole

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    Originally posted by marcode
    I believe they are produced by the devils arsehole

    LMAO! :

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    Originally posted by marcode
    this was done a while ago.. check back thru the d&d
    dont give a monkeys if its been done before. I still love the stuff ofcourse its not for wimps.:
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    you should be able to buy bread already spread with it,
    try spreading a bit on your missus and lickin' it of:bleh: after a few bevvies

    yumy yumy for my tumy

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    Default .

    It's especially nice on toast with smooth peanut butter on top of it

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    Default Re: .

    Originally posted by Gel
    It's especially nice on toast with smooth peanut butter on top of it
    goss peanut butter is sick

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    I HATE the smelly stuff, and I live in the town where they make the stuff and if the wind blows the wrong way its all I can smell.:bleh:

    It's made frome the sh1te left over from brewing beer by the way(proberly why it tastes so awfall).
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    naa i like it but only small bits on toast never tried the crisps, but who makes them?

    Walkers make em!!
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    really... i thot they scraped it off satans buttplugs then spread it on crisps.. hmm.. oh well

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    really... i thot they scraped it off satans buttplugs then spread it on crisps.. hmm.. oh well
    Maybe they do? But it Walkers who put them in bag and sell`em!

    They also do Cheese and Branston pickle flavour!!!!Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!
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    Keep your yeast infection to yourself m8
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    marmite rocks, spread thickly on bread and toast
    clean your teeth afterwards tho if you're on the pull
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    Someone once told me there was a whole Motorway spread with Marmite and if I were to look for it and find it I would be rewarded with sexual enlightenment and would never go back to the hanging garden.

    The only clue he'd give me was, it wasn't off Junction 41 of the M1, can anybody help?

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