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    Default What's your fine?

    ok i know i got this off facebook but thought it would be a laugh doing here........

    go on tell us what your total is?

    This is jus fun. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

    You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

    NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

    Put in your profile My fine is £XX (whatever amount is!)


    Smoked weed -- £10

    Did acid or pills -- £5

    Ever had sex at church -- £25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

    Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

    Had sex for money -- £100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

    Vandalized something -- £20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

    Beat up someone -- £20

    Been jumped -- £10

    Cross dressed -- £10

    Given money to stripper -- £25

    Been in love with a stripper -- £20

    Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

    Ever drive and drank -- £20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

    Used toys while having sex -- £30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

    Went skinny dipping -- £5

    Had sex in a pool -- £20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

    Cheated on your significant other -- £10

    Masturbated -- £10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

    Done oral -- £5

    Got oral -- £5

    Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

    Stole something -- £10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

    Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

    Had a threesome -- £50

    Had sex in public -- £20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

    Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

    Went streaking -- £5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

    Been arrested -- £5

    Spent time in jail -- £15

    Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- £5

    Done something you regret -- £20

    Had sex with your best friend -- £20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

    Had anal sex -- £80

    Lied to your mate -- £5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25


    Mine is £250.10
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    Hey that can't be right - my fine was £670............

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    God I am sooo innocent ... £340.

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    £750.60 when this was on FB the other week

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    705.60

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    Well 2 people are lieing, everyone has pee'd in a pool so how can you not have a 50p on the end.

    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:

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    £860, did it a few days ago on FB
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    Myfine is £565.60

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    lol, saw this the other day on fb and got £475.10...

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    Mine was Something like £846 on facebook the other day

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    £640.60 for me and £660.60 for my wife - should i be well happy or pissed off that she has a high score?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerbiker View Post
    £640.60 for me and £660.60 for my wife - should i be well happy or pissed off that she has a high score?

    Depends if the unprotected anal question was reffering to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little John View Post
    Well 2 people are lieing, everyone has pee'd in a pool so how can you not have a 50p on the end.

    i can honestly say ive never pee'd in one, im not a big swimmer anyway, and never really had the urge to piss in one from the outside............
    Ti22

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSV View Post
    Depends if the unprotected anal question was reffering to you
    she wont do that under any circumstances - her words "never have & never will"

    her other words on the subject were, "any man that wants to fuck someone up the arse must have gay tendencies - end of"

    i thought - get out of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerbiker View Post
    she wont do that under any circumstances - her words "never have & never will"

    She Dont know whats she s missing

    A free colonic irrigation session for free while screaming like a pig,Not that i,m saying your wife is a pig

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    Default Re: Whats your fine?

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerbiker View Post
    she wont do that under any circumstances - her words "never have & never will"

    her other words on the subject were, "any man that wants to fuck someone up the arse must have gay tendencies - end of"

    i thought - get out of that
    Or want summat thats tighter than a fucked lycra sock!
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    Damn Tig, you'll have no chance with a Donkey Punch then!
    Ti22

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    £556.60


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    £550.10


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