Caption Competition #1

**urbsy** · 26th August 2002

Also available in white ?

**Gel** · 27th August 2002

**5bellies** · 27th August 2002

Never again will I get cut up by a bloody cyclist

**kaiser_soza** · 27th August 2002

next week on trevor mcdonald undercover
see me infiltrate a bicycle ringing gang from
the moss side

**Soulassassin** · 27th August 2002

The new head of Scotland Yard (pictured) denies there is any problem with illegal immigrants in this country and believes the whole affair has been blown out of proportion.

**cronus71** · 27th August 2002

1.

Personals: Fifty-two-year-old empty-nester seeks young man to be his diaper-dandy. Crybabies and whiners only. Diapers, rattles, and spankings supplied.

"Boner"

2.

Personals: Ethiopian swinger professor (52), with 18 years of "teaching" behind me, looking for American born woman who speaks English very good. I love laugh and dance. I lot of fun to be around. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.

"I kiss you"

**gunner** · 27th August 2002

Ghandi passed the monster spliff

**Cam** · 27th August 2002

" (muffled) get this soddin coathanger outta my mouth and i wont hit u again"

or

Cam's adopeted guy pleads with england to give cam a t-shirt cos he needs 1 more than me

or

take 56 !
smile your on camdi camrea

or

wanna play paino on mi teeth?

or simpley
( man with stutter)

say chhhhhhheeeeesssseeeeeeeee

**Scat** · 27th August 2002

"Amnesty's shipping of used Dental Implants and 60's Spectacles reported to be a great succes"

**jonf** · 27th August 2002

Sadam says " that Bush will never find me disguised as Ghandi"

**Yell** · 28th August 2002

Originally posted by Spike2k1
"Even after the second series had finished its airing, everybody forgot about Rolf on the desert island"

hahahaha

**Cam** · 29th August 2002

"hay can u guess wot im thinking?

thats rite i no the right caption"

?

**PowerCow** · 29th August 2002

Man thought dead found coming down from pills in his garden after an astonishing 2 year high.

**bamboosh** · 30th August 2002

"You are property of the Baaang Bus" LOL

(you will have to of watched it to get it}

**mofoplan** · 31st August 2002

wow bikes have motors now ??

**Cam** · 1st September 2002

come on czar who won its the 1st today ?

**CzarJunkie** · 1st September 2002

OK, having deliberated, congetated and I gotta say, a bit disappointed by the quality of the gags, there really can be only 1 winner, and it is:

Spike2k1

If the winner will pm me with their name, address and shirt size (if it ain't medium or large ur f**ked) I'll get a specially selected shirt off to you soo.

Caption Competition #2 will start today, as soon as I've selected the right picture.