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    Default Being Honest

    A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty
    young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time
    honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink.

    "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit
    next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.

    Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like
    a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl.
    I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of
    me with liquor."

    He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you
    were so straight forward I must tell you that when I come, I
    go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break
    furniture, and just plain destroy the place."

    "Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.

    "Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied.

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    a good one
    slow but sure,or is it sure but slow

    On the sidewalk Sunday morning
    Lies a body oozing life
    Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
    Is that someone Mack the Knife

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    That is genuinely good!
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