Guy goes into a bar and has a bit of a thing for the barmaid,
Barmaid says what will you have ?
Guy says a pint please and can i smell your fanny ??
The bemused Barmaid gives the guy his pint and tells him to F**K off !!!
2nd night the guy walks in and says a pint please and can i smell your fanny ??
Again the disgruntled barmaid gives him his pint and sends him on his way
3rd night the guy walks in and before he says a thing the barmaid leans over to him & says to his face, here's your pint & NO you cannot smell my fanny !!!!
The guy downs his pint in one and says oh well it must be you're F*CKing breath
(Stolen off BB's forums)