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    Default Can I smell your fanny?

    Guy goes into a bar and has a bit of a thing for the barmaid,
    Barmaid says what will you have ?
    Guy says a pint please and can i smell your fanny ??
    The bemused Barmaid gives the guy his pint and tells him to F**K off !!!
    2nd night the guy walks in and says a pint please and can i smell your fanny ??
    Again the disgruntled barmaid gives him his pint and sends him on his way
    3rd night the guy walks in and before he says a thing the barmaid leans over to him & says to his face, here's your pint & NO you cannot smell my fanny !!!!
    The guy downs his pint in one and says oh well it must be you're F*CKing breath





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    lol i like
    slow but sure,or is it sure but slow

    On the sidewalk Sunday morning
    Lies a body oozing life
    Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
    Is that someone Mack the Knife

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    lol...that is a really good one m8

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