> Two guys are in a locker room when one guy
> notices the other guy has a
> cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork
> in your ass?" The other guy
> says, "I was walking along the beach and I
> tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
> and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.
> He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can
> grant-um you one wish.' And I said, 'No shit!'"