Bag Of Fresh Shrimps

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  1. guvnor's Avatar

    guvnor said:

    Default Bag Of Fresh Shrimps

    A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping
    the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

    After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said,
    "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."
    "Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my
    for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train."

    He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and
    the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back
    for a little sleep.

    The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was
    trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a
    while, he sits back up and says to the woman,
    "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"
    "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare
    I'll do what I want on this train."

    At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the

    The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man
    out laughing and said,"Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 Pounds for that!" To
    the old woman replied,

    "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers."
  2. philo's Avatar

    philo said:


    Nice one hahaha
  3. ibobsy's Avatar

    ibobsy said:


    HaHa smelly nice one!