The old woman's sying "it only started as a zit on my temple"
The old woman's sying "it only started as a zit on my temple"
'When I said I wanted something large and wrinkly with a cream top...'
'You see over there, that's my friend Chuck Norris. He's going to end your pain...'
If you can enter more than once how about the old woman saying "at least my collar and cuffs match"
Younger woman (with clenched teeth) "Smile for the camera bitch!! or this strapon is going right up your ass!!!"
Older woman "i'm so old i think my uterus just fell off"
'Agnes and Pat Sharpe marry in secret on small Hawiian Island'
or
"Oh CJ, how i love to kiss ur wrinkly old lips....."
You were right gran " Vibrators Are Wonderful "
Young gold-digging lesbian has no morals.
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Young one saying: "Smile grannie or you get this razor wire out of my watch....."
See that tree over there? Thats how far im gonna throw your ass!!!
Forlans new perm really did it for cross dressing Bobby Robson.
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if you want a pussy as clean as mine
do what i do and get a woman in twice a week
Bloody hell, what's that smell ? I only shoved my tit in your armpit to see if we could make a NOISE like a fart
Last edited by Pongo; 4th September 2002 at 09:43 PM.
The homo' erotic worthers original advert only appealed to the wrong kind of customer
(photo taken outside solicitors)
smile for Mr Shipman Mother
This is my Twin sister, she was born in a leap year.
WANTED: Ron Jeremy look-alike , to blow the cobwebs off my grannies minge , apply within .
Urban
Drugs are only a problem to people who can't afford them.
urbsy's cat says destroy all censorship on cat porn!
And the winner this week is: kaiser_soza
with this:
Kaiser, pm me with your address and I'll send you 1 of my ridulously crap t-shirts, don't forget your size too (only medium and large). If you are lucky enough to be a medium you might be lucky and get a Digital-Forums t-shirt.Originally posted by kaiser_soza
if you want a pussy as clean as mine
do what i do and get a woman in twice a week
The standard improved slightly this week but was still quite poor, so c'mon and get yer heads round this next caption and give it some.
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