Caption Competition #2

**jonf** · 2nd September 2002

The old woman's sying "it only started as a zit on my temple"

**5bellies** · 2nd September 2002

'When I said I wanted something large and wrinkly with a cream top...'

'You see over there, that's my friend Chuck Norris. He's going to end your pain...'

**jonf** · 2nd September 2002

If you can enter more than once how about the old woman saying "at least my collar and cuffs match"

**gimp** · 2nd September 2002

Younger woman (with clenched teeth) "Smile for the camera bitch!! or this strapon is going right up your ass!!!"

Older woman "i'm so old i think my uterus just fell off"

**cosmicma** · 3rd September 2002

this adopted white trash thinks she's in my will

**marcode** · 3rd September 2002

'Agnes and Pat Sharpe marry in secret on small Hawiian Island'

or

"Oh CJ, how i love to kiss ur wrinkly old lips....."

**meadows102** · 3rd September 2002

You were right gran " Vibrators Are Wonderful "

**gunner** · 3rd September 2002

Young gold-digging lesbian has no morals.

**cujo2000** · 3rd September 2002

Young one saying: "Smile grannie or you get this razor wire out of my watch....."

**J@CK�L** · 3rd September 2002

I told u lettin him blow his load on ya face, it keeps your skin lookin young and healthy.

**El Wappo** · 4th September 2002

See that tree over there? Thats how far im gonna throw your ass!!!

**gunner** · 4th September 2002

Forlans new perm really did it for cross dressing Bobby Robson.

**kaiser_soza** · 4th September 2002

if you want a pussy as clean as mine
do what i do and get a woman in twice a week

**Pongo** · 4th September 2002

Bloody hell, what's that smell ? I only shoved my tit in your armpit to see if we could make a NOISE like a fart

**WTD** · 4th September 2002

The homo' erotic worthers original advert only appealed to the wrong kind of customer

**the_wizzard** · 5th September 2002

grab a granny win a million!!

booboo

**terrysmr2** · 5th September 2002

(photo taken outside solicitors)
smile for Mr Shipman Mother

**diablojoe** · 7th September 2002

This is my Twin sister, she was born in a leap year.

**urbsy** · 7th September 2002

WANTED: Ron Jeremy look-alike , to blow the cobwebs off my grannies minge , apply within .

Urban

**CzarJunkie** · 8th September 2002

And the winner this week is: kaiser_soza

with this:

Originally posted by kaiser_soza
if you want a pussy as clean as mine
do what i do and get a woman in twice a week

Kaiser, pm me with your address and I'll send you 1 of my ridulously crap t-shirts, don't forget your size too (only medium and large). If you are lucky enough to be a medium you might be lucky and get a Digital-Forums t-shirt.

The standard improved slightly this week but was still quite poor, so c'mon and get yer heads round this next caption and give it some.