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    Luscious Linda
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    Are you indeed offering your services bamboosh? I don't mind a bit of the old cunny lingus, but i think a charge of 5 GBP from you is required for allowing that pleasure from me .

    If your licking skills come close to your lengths of your questions then i think i would be getting the better part of the deal.

    Everything has a price sweetie, so bring round your fiver and be prepared to get your face buried deep into minge,

    Why not just pay £7.50 and I will top it off with a good screw, what size condom do you require dear small or extra small

    what turned you on? the fact that i have just had a bikini line wax, cause the line is nice and straight now, and i have also have the minge shaved so it looks like a david beckham mohican, ... oohhh david

    looking forward to hearing from you.

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    go on then 7.50 its deal I got the best tongue in the west, and east and north and come to think about it south!!!

    size XL please or i will come up you if you want

    let me know when you get your big sweaty hairy minge back mohican will do though

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    Your selling yourself too cheap hun.Book me in for once a night for a week.ha ha.

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    Originally posted by bamboosh
    I got the best tongue in the west, and east and north and come to think about it south!!!

    Now isn't that what all you Leicester lads say abt your football team, having the best i mean .
    All you men have this preoccupation with size, so XL is abt 8cm's then?
    Gordon might be more to your liking as he also loves a good licking, especially round the old chocolate wizwag area

    Theres nothing wrong with a smooth minge darling, but a little tuft on top is the way i like my minge to appear.
    I'm ready when you are sweetie

    @ tommy tipper, i'm here to offer my services to all members of Digital Forums , so i would not say i was too cheap, i'll take your offer of once a night for a week, i want payment in advance, because once we get through the first night , you will need a week to recover

    I have to go for my 3 monthly check up now , so i will hopefully see you both later

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    giz a knock when you pass Nottingham Linda and we'll see how the financial situation is.

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