There was a man who has worked in a deli for two years and
everyday the man wanted to shove his dick in the pickle slicer.
One day he just says "Im goin for it."
He comes home from work that night and tells his wife he was
fired from his job.
"Why were you fired?" asked his wife
"Becuase I shoved my dick in the pickle slicer."
"What happened to the pickle slicer?"
"She got fired too."