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    Default Dear Deirdre

    > This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper.
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    > I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
    > London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married
    > to a guy from Liverpool. My Father and Mother have
    > recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are
    > currently dependent on my two sisters, who are pr0stitutes. I
    > have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
    > sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage
    > boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand
    > centre on charges of 1ncest with his three children. I have
    > recently become engaged to marry a former Thai pr0stitute who
    > indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however,
    > her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an
    > STD.
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    > We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
    > into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee
    > utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I
    > am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
    > Although I would prefer them not to pr0stitute themselves, it would
    > at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
    >
    > My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
    > bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally
    > honest with her.
    >
    > Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?

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    pmsl

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    hope webby doesnt read this one LOL

    another good joke

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