Dear Deirdre
> This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper.
>
> I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
> London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married
> to a guy from Liverpool. My Father and Mother have
> recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are
> currently dependent on my two sisters, who are pr0stitutes. I
> have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
> sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage
> boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand
> centre on charges of 1ncest with his three children. I have
> recently become engaged to marry a former Thai pr0stitute who
> indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however,
> her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an
> STD.
>
> We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
> into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee
> utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I
> am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
> Although I would prefer them not to pr0stitute themselves, it would
> at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
>
> My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
> bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally
> honest with her.
>
> Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
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