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    Default Gin Rummy Anyone?

    Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to
    go home. He walked into the house and found his wife Sandra
    in the arms of another man.

    He started to yell and curse at the interloper.

    The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that
    I am in love with Sandra and I would like to marry her.
    I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you be a good
    sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me?
    If I lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must
    agree to divorce her.... Okay?"

    "Okay," replied Michael, "but just to make it a little
    more interesting, why don't we play for a dollar a point?"

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    oh dear
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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