Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to
go home. He walked into the house and found his wife Sandra
in the arms of another man.
He started to yell and curse at the interloper.
The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that
I am in love with Sandra and I would like to marry her.
I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you be a good
sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me?
If I lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must
agree to divorce her.... Okay?"
"Okay," replied Michael, "but just to make it a little
more interesting, why don't we play for a dollar a point?"