This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a
good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This
bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there
was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes
more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like
to go
to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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