Caption Competition #3

**Cam** · 9th September 2002

an apple a day keeps the docoter at bay
a fag a day shoves an apple up mi arse

bliss pure bliss

**garagekru** · 9th September 2002

"**** this shit, i should have been a millonaire by now"

**Mr.James** · 9th September 2002

From rags to riches and back again. Cheech Marin wonders where it all went wrong.

**jonf** · 9th September 2002

Bananas $0.50
Melons $0.75
Tomatoes $0.50
Cigarettes $2.50

Finding out united are playing at home when going down on her - priceless

**Aware** · 9th September 2002

There's nothing like an after sex fag,

i just wish she wouldn't phlegm all over me everytime she cums

**Mr_Flash** · 10th September 2002

"Nigel Mansell's long lost Brother wishes he had been sponsored by Malboro too"

**mofoplan** · 10th September 2002

"paco quietly reminisces what it was like 2 fuk that camel he found while on his skin destroying trip on that sahara, too bad his d!ck got bitten off. now all he can do is pleasure himself with his wide selection of fruit"

**Scat** · 10th September 2002

"Why is there smoke coming out of that horse's arse on my cap, you ask? Beats me"

**Aido** · 10th September 2002

....and here we have Rubens Barrichello, a broken man, after he tried fisting teammate Michael Schumacher at the Brazilian Grand Prix and proceeded to give him an anal enema with the runners up champagne....

**crocodile13** · 10th September 2002

Philip Morris announce new Marlboro Man

**Bez625** · 10th September 2002

Miguel once again considers how lucky he is to get a stall next to a topless lesbian mud-wrestling pit. Constant demand for bananas also a plus

-Bez

**Cam** · 11th September 2002

nicatine patch ad

going from somking to cold turkey makes ur rash and temperallly insane and want to stick thinks up peoples arse and ur own
so do wot Miguel couldnt give up smokeing with new nicarte nicatine pacthes

also comes in new handy banana shapes if u cant with stand the erdge

dont give up goveing up

**Cam** · 12th September 2002

i went for a walk see that tree with all them bloody razer blades on and machine guns

m8: yeh

him again: i didnt

**Spike2k1** · 12th September 2002

cam ur smoking crack again aint u!

**Bez625** · 13th September 2002

Originally posted by Cam
i went for a walk see that tree with all them bloody razer blades on and machine guns

m8: yeh

him again: i didnt

One question: Why?

-Bez

**Cam** · 14th September 2002

im running outta ideas

**Spike2k1** · 14th September 2002

ur running low on something cam go find your dealer for another hit!!

**Spike2k1** · 14th September 2002

Newsflash!!!: Presumed dead Groucho Marx from classic Marx brothers films of the silver screen era found alive and well in Columbia.
Mr Marx had the following to say: "Im doing well here on my banana stall. It keeps me healthy, eating the fruit and smoking Marlboro. Who could ask for anything more?

Mr Marx who is now sponsered by Marlboro cigarettes is living well and looking good especially for a man of 102 years old.