Starting today we have Caption Competition #3, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of ridiculosly crap t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo, and please let your imagination run wild, the more outrageous the better, and the more sexual depravity the better, OK? Remember, deviancy is the keyword here.:



This caption competition ends on 14/09/02.

**PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

**Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.