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    I'm Back

    Hi all,
    Sorry I haven’t been around for a while but with the summer I have been spending a lot more time with Brenda my girlfriend and she isn’t very keen on my computer, she say’s I like my computer better than I do her, well it doesn’t punch me, pinch me, eat me sweets or make me buy it Mc Donalds that’s for sure but I didn’t tell her that I just said of course I don’t Brenda I have found that’s the best way to avoid getting thumped or a Chinese burn.
    I had a good summer holiday but I’m back at school now we went to the fair but I had to take Anthony because he moaned to mum and she said he’s your brother Brian you should love him and look after him I was nearly sick when she said that and I mean nearly sick like when I have to eat sweet corn because I really hate sweet corn anyway I have managed to get my web site started now and it’s at www.briansnail.co.uk I hope I’m allowed to put the address if not can one of the moderators delete it and put a note explaining as my message won’t make any sense and I don’t want that, I think if you put something like this link has been removed that’s why it say’s and it’s at and then it’s not if that makes sense. I really need to get some more pictures but it’s really hard to get them but I will try, not that I get enough time now I’m back at school what with homework and Brenda etc, I had to see the careers person the other day and I told him I wanted to go in the army but he said he didn’t think I would be able to get in because of my allergies and he thought I would have to put on some weight, not much chance of that with Brenda about so I really have to think again what I’m going to do or be I guess, well I better go now as I’m meeting Brenda down the swing park as she has had a argument with my mum, well not really a argument mum was looking through her Kays Catalog and Brenda saw a dress she liked and mum said I doubt they do your size so Brenda stormed out and said she won’t come to my house any more but I bet she does, anyway I think mum was right about the size.
    Brian
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    Errr!
    welcome back...............i think!!
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    check out that website !!!!!!

    this guy needs help........or some crack coca1ne
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    yeah interesting post m8 and welcome back

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    this guy needs help........or some crack coca1ne
    BOTH!

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    and they let these people roam around in everyday society?

    Worrying, very worrying.

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    leave my m8 Brian alone.:

    Nice to have you back Bri.
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    Thank you 4me2 it's nice to see you again as to. well when I say see I mean see your reply
    I got to the swing park and Brenda's mate was there Kylie and she hates me for some reason, not that I have ever done anything to her she just say's I'm a geek and she won't lower herself to talk to me, I'm not bothered as she only ever goes on about how her mum's new boyfriend has a new car and how he is always buying her things, as if I care, anyway Brenda said she was going round Kylies to watch some videos and I wasn't invited so I came back home, ate some toast, punched Anthony and now I'm going to do some surfing before I get my school stuff ready for the morning

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    brian you must never age mate as i remember you from way back LOL


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    Welcome back brian, i thought that brenda must have made you sell your pc cos you hadnt been around that much, tell me did you ever get those photos developed?

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    did you ever get those photos developed?
    I keep meaning to but there is always something waiting to take my money, if I manage to get a part time job again I think I will then unless Brenda decides she needs something new like the shoes she bought, great big heels and she kept tripping up when she had them on but she said that they where a fashion statement, I don't really understand but if she's happy then she's not hitting me, much

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    hehe brian, you are hiding m8, something is amiss at playstations biggest, i can see you but i cant see your post just the announcement as if i wasnt logged in

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    EDIT : i sorted it m8, to find this reply was also a direct copy
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    Yes I used cut and paste because it was the same question so I gave the same answer because it's quicker for me and Anthony is bugging me to get on the computer now

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    great site
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    Originally posted by BrianSnail
    Yes I used cut and paste because it was the same question so I gave the same answer because it's quicker for me and Anthony is bugging me to get on the computer now
    cant you set him up as another user and only give him access to (for example) wordpad and netscape navigator, that way he couldnt keep fcuking with your settings.

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    I'm guessing the site is a joke but think he still needs help :
    fcuk it

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    GET THOSE PHOTO's DONE!! You know you want to Brian..

    Just saw your site. Not bad, you should get your diary published, as it reminds me of Adrian Mole.
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    Originally posted by gunner
    you should get your diary published, as it reminds me of Adrian Mole.
    yes just what i was thinking lol only adrian mole was supposed to have a fit bird lol
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    brian, after reading that site... all i can say is: u poor sunnavabitch!!

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    hahaha funny site Brian. Your bro sounds like a little bitch!

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