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    Newbie How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Been offline for a few weeks (moving house) and see a whole host of lovely new forum functionality (nice one Rap and Co.).

    DF Dollars - not sure how long it takes to gain money so not sure of it's real value.

    For example prezzy sorted me out with a RapidWank account to dl some shit that eReader kindly upped.

    Q1a.How many dollars should I slip into prezzy's leopard print thong?
    Q1b. How many quarters can I stuff into eReaders foreskin?
    Q1c. Do I give the dollars, thank the post and give karma?

    Q2. If for example marcode is particularly cuntish in a post, do we tell him to fuckoff when he shakes his tin expecting small change and just give him some karma?

    Q3. If ganty acts all queer and touches my bell how much does the cunt expect from me?

    What are you peeps handing out dollars for and how much?

    BTW my prices are as follows:

    handjob $5
    blowjob $7
    anal $10
    ass-to-mouth $3

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Get yourself a pet m8, youll soon be selling your arse down the Old Kent Road!
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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post


    BTW my prices are as follows:

    handjob $5
    blowjob $7
    anal $10
    ass-to-mouth $3
    first of all m8 welcome back me missed yuor avatar m8
    and second if you want to give me a blowjob then ur gonna have to pay me more than that
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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    if you swallow i'll stretch to $10 for a bj lol

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    prezzy sorted me out with a RapidWank account to dl some shit that eReader kindly upped.

    Q1a.How many dollars should I slip into prezzy's leopard print thong?
    I'm sure prezzy will like this m8
    http://rs40.rapidshare.com/files/863..._m.in.love.rar
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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Who the fuck's Freddy?

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Quote Originally Posted by urbsy View Post
    I'm sure prezzy will like this m8
    http://rs40.rapidshare.com/files/863..._m.in.love.rar
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    Buhahahah fu(king nice1 Urbsy now where the fu(k did you find that at?
    Ganty's gonna be lovin that!

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    Last edited by prezzy; 24th January 2008 at 11:41 PM.


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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    I've had it yonks m8 and found it after a clean up of me drives, I thought you might like that one.

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Can't believe you had that urbs. Poor girl, I thought they all loved the spunk as well.


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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    nice one urbs! Wondered what prezzys avatar was from.


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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Brilliant!! My quest is over!!

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Buhahahahaa.

    Well if you click the coins it seems that one can only give a max of $50 anyhoo.

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Are you prepared to do anything involving animals, midgets, she males?

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Quote Originally Posted by Booyakasha View Post
    Are you prepared to do anything involving animals, midgets, she males?
    Mate I would fuck the asshole of a squatting bullmastiff.

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.James View Post
    if you swallow i'll stretch to $10 for a bj lol
    Haha, i always wondered how i could get some more df dollars.. now i think this is the answer... a bj to the guys.. lol

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    Default Re: How many DF Dollars for a handjob etc?

    Quote Originally Posted by urbsy View Post
    I'm sure prezzy will like this m8
    http://rs40.rapidshare.com/files/863..._m.in.love.rar
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    i actually thought she was going to start blowing bubbles with all that then

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