A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra.

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets
home, and waits for his wife to come home from work,
but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the
package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all
of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man
grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife
comes home and it is hours later before he remembers
the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer
expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing
heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for
hours and yet you're not only alive but you're
sweating like crazy?"

The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry
apart the legs on a frozen chicken?"