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    Don't let negative people ruin your day....

    This is something to think about when negative people are doing
    their best to rain on your parade. So remember this the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less makes your life miserable...

    A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?
    It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to
    Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible
    airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank
    called Teste..."
    "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its
    gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the
    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other
    people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The
    hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
    "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on
    time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite
    at no extra charge!"
    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but
    I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
    "Oh, really...What'd he say?"
    He said, "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    LOL... Very good mate!!

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