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    The Gift

    A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday and as they had not been dating for very long, he decided after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note.Thoughtful, but not too personal.


    Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items. The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend with the following note:


    Dear Sharon
    I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
    These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and although they were a little tight, they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny. In fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will be naturally damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.
    I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

    Merry Christmas
    All my love
    Andrew

    PS The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


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    keep her ring clean.....rofl

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    that was actually the joke that started all others, as soon as humans evolved to produce language they came up with that joke

    anyone who hasnt heard that before obviously hasnt used the internet
    "The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." - John Gilmore

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    been on this new fangled tin-ternet thing a while now and thats the first time I have read that one

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    nice one, I`d not heard that one before, :thumbs

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    Yeh... I liked it too. :thumbs

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    new one to me and i been smurfing the net for years.....

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