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    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the LA Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
    > former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    The third passenger, David Beckham , said, "I am the best and most intelligent football player in the world, I have a great responsibility playing football against the world's best and could win a world cup for the greatest footballing nation in the world, England, so I can't die".

    So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

    The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a
    10-year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many
    years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
    last parachute.

    The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. England's
    most intelligent footballer has taken my school backpack
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    hahahahaha

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    LOL Brilliant one!

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