Caption Competition #4

**CzarJunkie** · 15th September 2002

Starting today we have Caption Competition #4, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of ridiculosly crap t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.

Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo, and please let your imagination run wild, the more outrageous the better, and the more sexual depravity the better, OK? Remember, deviancy is the keyword here.:

This caption competition ends on 21/09/02.

**PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.

**Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.

**Soulassassin** · 15th September 2002

Belindas karate lessons soon paid off when a quick roundhouse seen off four drama students in one swoop..

**mark1984** · 15th September 2002

"Retarts found drooling in community hall"

**Aido** · 15th September 2002

You too can scare off attackers if you stick 4 fingers up your ass, pull the chunks out and throw it at 'em!

If that doesn't work then the smell's guaranteed to scare the living fuck out of 'em!

Heck it even made Michael Jackson grow an afro and go black again

Look at him as he's about to block the attack with the fishy fingers tactic. shame he forgot he's a geezer

**Scat** · 15th September 2002

"Marionette wires entangled during premiere night of new pull-my-cord puppet musical"

**CzarJunkie** · 15th September 2002

"Everyone get the f**k back, I've got shit on my fingers and I'm not afraid to smear it"

**Glory Road** · 16th September 2002

Is it a film, a book, or a telly programe you crazy fuckers

**RhinoBanga** · 16th September 2002

It's the John Inman fan club enjoying a quick game of twister.

**gunner** · 16th September 2002

The fly evaded them all.

**shadygeezer** · 16th September 2002

The new dance the Contortionist W*NK is really catching on

**Mr.James** · 16th September 2002

It was duing the fourth week of teaching football to local spastics that Moria Stewart finally lost her temper while trying to stress the importance of moving off the ball.

**marcode** · 16th September 2002

'How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?'

**Gel** · 16th September 2002

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