After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find
asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches
top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table
found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of
man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he
inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said,
at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his
in bed. He thought
to himself, "what should I do? Oh- I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon
to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body
with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his
he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!? " She said, "Shhhh!,"
at the bed, "You'll wake your mother!"
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss
other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little
horny.With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the
smiling, he says to her,
"Honey, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are
My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grining at
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if
be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake
him to take his hand off the intercom!!!!!!!!!