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    That right Tony.... just do as i say and the moneys in the bank, no questions asked.
    Im off to a place of worship and wont be back till closing time

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    Are these mine? Can someone tell me if I wear glasses for christ sake!

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    Yes Mr Arafat. Star Trek is a good TV Show
    No Mr Arafat I have never seen an Arab in the show
    Why not ?
    Because, Mr Arafat, ..............It's set in the future......................
    "Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."

    Albert Einstein

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    yes thats rite i want the tv report to read

    how many nukes can ya fit up sadums arse ??

    any 1 ??

    for the answer find out sooon

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    now tony, i dont know what a tube is, but im all for a strike.

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    Hello... Is that DF ? Can someone send Luscious Linda round ?
    Ohhh She's busy huh ?

    How about Gay Gordon ?

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    "Are you sure this is a tea-bag?"
    It's better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven!

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    But my Dad's bigger than your's !!

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    So............OK..Where's all me DF dollars gone then ?

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    Mum? Do you know where my glasses are?

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    "O.k, thats it.... this is the third time this week!! which sunnavvabitch put superglue on my phone again!!!"

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    "Yes Terry you must play David Batty if you want to salvage your season"

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    Well done people, it was a sterling effort this week, and I had a difficult decision, Cammo nealry won it for a 2nd time with his genius caption:

    ".........get me the presdant of the united states....."

    and LEE nearly stole it at the death with:

    "Yes Terry you must play David Batty if you want to salvage your season"

    But the winner this week is 5Bellies with:

    'So I just pull down on the chain, and it flushes. Thanks, Dad.'

    Well done m8, PM me with your addy and I'll get a t-shirt off to you as soon as, if you've really got 5 bellies your f**ked cos I only got medium or large left.

    Kaiser, Cammo and Marcode, if you are wondering where you t-shirts are, don't worry i'll get them out this week, I've been snowed under with work and shit, but I ain't forgot you.


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