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    BBC News Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21


    The comedian's real name is Royston Vasey

    Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown hit a woman in the face during a foul-mouthed dispute in a Teesside supermarket car park, a court has heard. The comic is said to have hit 21-year-old Kelly Oliver after almost colliding with her grandmother's car in Middlesbrough last September.
    Brown, 65 and charged under his real name Royston Vasey, denied common assault at Teesside Magistrates' Court.
    The comedian, of Northallerton, is known for his explicit sexual material.
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    Viviene Turner, prosecuting, said Brown reacted angrily after Miss Oliver watched him reverse his silver Lexus within an inch of her grandmother's car in the car of park of the Middlesbrough town centre branch of Sainsbury's on 2 September.
    The court heard he wound down his window and swore at her.
    Miss Oliver, now six months pregnant, said she did not respond.
    She claims when she walked over to a ticket machine, Brown got out of his car and began shouting at her.
    Brown is then said to have hit her with his right hand on the left side of her face.
    The court heard Brown drove off when Miss Oliver's grandmother said she would note down his registration number.
    The court was told Brown admitted in 1996 to common assault occasioning actual bodily harm against his ex-wife, for which he was fined £300 and ordered to pay compensation.
    Miss Oliver had two cautions relating to violent incidents and failed to comply with a dispersal notice in 2008, the court heard.
    The case continues.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/8560205.stm

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    Miss Oliver had two cautions relating to violent incidents and failed to comply with a dispersal notice in 2008, the court heard.
    The case continues.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/8560205.stm
    That tells me it's a scheming cow looking for some quick money.

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    That tells me it's a scheming cow looking for some quick money.
    I agree - As Roy would say Bastards


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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    I wonder if fuck all actually happened and someone mentioned that was chubby Brown.. then she seen the pound signs lol.
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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    i worked in staples in Middlesbrough few years back and served him once a true gent very understated and did not seem the sort that would hit a woman

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    except when he smacked his ex-wife.

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    That tells me it's a scheming cow looking for some quick money.
    He's just as bad, he has convictions for attacking a fan and his son sells coca1ne.

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Quote Originally Posted by Thrush View Post
    except when he smacked his ex-wife.
    Who would not smack there ex wife I would all day long to the horrible bitch!!!

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Then you need anger management classes.

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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs View Post
    He's just as bad, he has convictions for attacking a fan and his son sells coca1ne.

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7738031.stm
    But he also has another son who is a grafter, owns his own roofing company...
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    Default Re: Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown denies hitting woman, 21

    Update - He has now been cleared of the assault. But no doubt he is still guilty because his son sells drugs eh?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/8571304.stm

    Chubby Brown cleared of hitting woman on Teesside


    The comedian is known for his outrageous stage act

    Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown has been cleared of assaulting a woman in a Teesside supermarket car park.
    The comic was accused of hitting 21-year-old Kelly Oliver after almost colliding with her grandmother's car in Middlesbrough last September.
    The 65-year-old, of Northallerton, North Yorkshire, was charged with common assault under his real name, Royston Vasey.
    He denied the charge and was acquitted at Teesside Magistrates' Court.
    The prosecution had alleged that the comedian had reacted angrily after Miss Oliver watched him reverse his silver Lexus within an inch of her grandmother's car in the car park of the Middlesbrough town centre branch of Sainsbury's on 2 September.
    Miss Oliver claimed that when she walked over to a ticket machine, he got out of his car and began shouting at her.
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    She then said he hit her with his right hand on the left side of her face.
    The comedian admitted confronting Miss Oliver, but said when she raised her arm he believed he was going to be hit himself and pushed her away.
    The court was shown CCTV images of the row, but the chairman of the Bench, Fran Wood, said it had not been "helpful" to either the defence or the prosecution.
    She said: "Due to the inconsistencies of the evidence of all witnesses and the poor quality of the CCTV footage, we are not convinced beyond reasonable doubt that Mr Vasey is guilty of the offence."
    Speaking after the verdict Chubby Brown said: "I was proved innocent, as I said all along.
    "I have had so many sleepless nights and now I am just looking forward to getting back to normal.
    "I just want to get back to doing what I do best, which is make people laugh."
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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