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    Default Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard.

    Jeffrey Burton’s family and friends were baffled by his bizarre death, which was recorded as an open verdict because there was no evidence he was trying to commit suicide.

    Mr Burton, 57, was found by police in a blood-soaked room in his house in St Leonards, East Sussex, on September 27.

    Worried neighbours raised the alarm after they were unable to get hold of him.

    When police broke into his house they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants.

    The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo. The giant blood-covered pencil was beside him.

    He had a deep gash in his upper thigh.

    East Sussex coroner Alan Craze told the Hastings inquest: “It’s a mystery to me. If you were choosing to take your own life, that’s not the way you would do it.

    “It seems to me that it can’t have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt.”

    Mr Burton’s sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother. The inquest heard Mr Burton had suffered a single psychotic episode in 2006 but when he died he was sociable and healthy and looking forward to a holiday. He had never tried to commit suicide before and did not leave a note.

    Mr Craze said: “It doesn’t stack up. Something very strange has gone on. We
    will never know what has caused him to create this awful wound.”

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    in the words of the famous Alan Partridge - "strangest story i've ever heard!"

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    gotta be due to putting lead in his pencil...


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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    Quote Originally Posted by wakadoo View Post
    gotta be due to putting lead in his pencil...
    sounds sketchy to me like

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    Best draw a line under this and move on

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    I fail to see how this is funny, my Uncle killed himself with a snow globe and we're still picking up the pieces.............

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    I fail to see how this is funny, my Uncle killed himself with a snow globe and we're still picking up the pieces.............

    i hope it wasnt uncle roy who killed himself

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    We need a pencil expert to comment on this !

    Spoiler:
    Where's Nibb ?

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    the pen(cil) is mightier than the sword

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    Quote Originally Posted by Mule View Post
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    He had a deep gash in his upper thigh.
    blunt, but to the point

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    So, do the Police have any "leads" as to why he did this....??

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    2b or not 2b

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    The details are pretty graphite

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    Default Re: Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears

    A tragic pencil case like this can often have grey areas. Maybe some shady characters were involved?

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