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    Ferrari sack pit crew

    Seen in the tabloids?

    Modena, Italy:

    The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The announcement
    was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the English
    Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from
    Liverpool.
    The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
    unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
    less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
    crew can only do it in 8 seconds.
    This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management,
    as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage
    over every team.
    However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crews first
    practice session; not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change the
    tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged,
    and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's
    and a gram of Charlie

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    not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change the
    tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged,
    and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's
    and a gram of Charlie
    buahahahha, class stuff, the ferrari team are good tho...:

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