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    Hijack

    A airplane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door
    bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot,
    co-pilot, navigator and stewardess.

    He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or
    I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."

    The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and says, "Look buddy,
    if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die
    along with the rest of us."

    The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the co-pilot's head
    and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over
    the place."

    The co-pilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said,
    "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the
    shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash
    right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

    The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the
    navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill
    HIS brains all over the place."

    The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I
    wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of
    direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much
    less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still
    crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

    The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the
    stewardess's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna
    spill HER brains all over the place."

    No one says a word, but the stewardess leaned over and whispered something
    into the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out
    of the cockpit in a panic. The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was
    found cowering behind some crates in the hold, and tied him up.

    The pilot then asked the stewardess what she said that terrified the man
    so. "I told him, sir," she replied, "that if he killed me, he'd be the one
    who'd have to give you guys your blowjobs."

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    that joke sucks - pun intended

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    no but it is a shit joke and all

    DJ

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