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    Default Blonde and blind joke

    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ....

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
    "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Lol.....Excellent
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    decent joke. lol

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