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    Default Blonde and blind joke

    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ....

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
    "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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    Lol.....Excellent

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    decent joke. lol

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